I've been on the road since Sunday, crossing the country as I move myself and all my crap to Denver. I've come up with one huge question during my half week on the road:

Why is Doug Gottlieb always on some form of ESPN programming? Does he sleep?

Whenever I'm in the car, he's on the radio without fail, and once I get to my destination and I put on SportsCenter, there's Doug again, breaking down the tourney. He's ALWAYS on. Always.

There's nothing special about him. I don't get it.

That's all. More from Denver.